英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

, D9 N  ^2 I7 B5 Y( NPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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01正确示范

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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1 x9 Z) F8 F+ A' NNo.2（没话找话型）

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  R  I8 u- r( |“What kind of dog is that?”
  \$ s4 R( a/ h+ H" J0 k+ |9 |“Hey, nice shoes.”

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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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. S/ U+ I: B' y2 L; B3 _: k+ x-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）
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-That's a great haircut.

-You have a great smile.



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5 ~  b; I" D8 {-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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* W" ?! S- m. o# ^; y" e-Can I buy you a drink?

2 n" P( W& D6 b7 z+ ]7 m/ M1 f-Are you here alone?

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-Let me buy you a drink.

02错误示范

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- \1 U  V; H" ], U2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.
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# b& C1 M9 c, l( C4 U7 |0 |However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

2 u- S1 ]2 r' V+ v4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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3 {) _1 \3 k) r, U5 w8 r* bNOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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8 V' F0 p3 A7 \5 C0 e5 |6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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' |0 L* G/ [/ Q0 M6 h9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

* c1 V0 |+ b5 ?7 _- z10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

/ c- k1 I1 F4 N8 h) yNOTE 4
4 r% z( U0 z7 B$ JIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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- F8 v3 j6 Z& k" T' _; E0 T03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）

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( c4 p6 G) U  l/ M, Z: _0 v- m# eDamon（吸血鬼日记）

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  J8 o1 ?$ y: M8 Y/ nJane（暮光之城）


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9 D. b% \8 f9 FSheldon（生活大爆炸）
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$ d" m: V# P- F( xHoward(生活大爆炸)

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' t$ k) T& l. U% p7 T( ~Walter（绝命毒师）

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- R' f( G6 [! L* R0 U（花木兰）

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咕噜（指环王）



看了这么多还不会？
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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; n  ~& Q) @: O5 `看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～

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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

. L* U$ Z" X$ W- ^# o0 s, l/ k, W用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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" i! ^! `4 N  [3 H最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技



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如果碰壁了...


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